Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Hell Yeah! had a buttload of fun yesterday!=D
I was at JT's house drumming when we were cursing each other( ie. "I'll tear your nutsacks apart")
Then we got obsessed with the words 'nuts' and 'sack' and 'balls'
Then JT took over the drum and was playing 'Bury your head' by Saosin and i started singing 'cut your nuts off' whenever 'Bury you head' appeared in the song.
Then we decided to re-compose the whole song.
DUDE!!!IT WAS NICE MMMM'KAY???
Lead singer was 'yours truly' and JT and drummer was obviously JT -.-
The whole song is obscene lah but wth..who cares right?? =)
It goes like this:
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The Bestie 2 -Cut your Nuts Off
cut your nuts off, cut your nuts off!
I was Cutting Off Your nuts off tonight.
And i was bleeding down, until your nuts cracked.
Cut me off tonight and i'll be yours tonight.
And not until i said its O.K.
The things you did i remembered them,
the things you did i remembered Them,
You cut off my nuts , i want to replace them.
You Cut my dick too, now i'm a dickless man.
To raise my boobs again, and I am now michael jackson.
i want my dick back and become a man.
cut your sack off and the balls all dropped down.
just then i felt the pain, felt the pain again!
i cant sleep tonight without my balls
Without my balls, without my balls beside me
The things you did i remembered them,
the things you did i remembered Them,
You cut off my nuts , i want to replace them.
You Cut my dick too, now i'm a dickless man.
To raise my boobs again, and I am now micheal jackson.
i want my dick back and become a man.
bleed until I faint off! This is castration!
You stole my nuts, the sack and all.
And put them around and round your mouth.
You stole my nuts, the sack and all.
Stole it all!
Even if you cut yours off it wont be enough!
You cut off my nuts , i want to replace them.
You Cut my dick too, now i'm a dickless man.
To raise my boobs again, and I am now micheal jackson.
i want my dick back and become a man.
I didn't know you're castrating me tonight...
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Then we decided to re-do 'Catch your wave' by 'The Click 5' and change it into 'Catch your dick'
Here goes...
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The Bestie 2 - Catch Your Dick
In the middle of the day,
you caught my nuts.
i chased you around the world,
Through the buildings and forests, and you tease me.
But HEY!The cock's turning around,
And your still playing with it,
its such a waste of my time.
And go around and round and round with me.
Just hey baby i wanna catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop.
hey dick, hey dick, dun wanna let you go!
When i turned 16,
thats when i started chasing.
I chased you around the world,
Through the buildings and forests, and you tease me.
But HEY!Every dick has a catcher.
And i still get laid for the loot,
and i'm not givin in,
And go around and round and round with me.
cos,
Just hey baby i wanna catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop,
hey dick, hey dick, i'm never gona let you go.
Oh, wuh oh.
I'm never gona let you go.
Hey baby i want to catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop,
hey dick, hey dick, i'm never gona let you go.
Hey baby i want to catch your dick,
Hey baby i want to run away with you.
Hey dick, you got to stop,
hey dick, hey dick, never wanna let you go.
hey dick, hey dick, never wanna let you go.I'll never let you go, FAR OUT!
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Listen to our songs...I bet you'll like it!!!
Im damn sure 'The Click 5' is much more popular here in Singapore than Saosin 'cause at least you can hear their songs on 98.7FM.
Saosin?? Wuh-ho...you cant find their albums here in Singapore...they are 'unknown' bands....only known in USA as a little home-made band....
You will probably never get to get your hands on their album(neither will I =(( ...) 'cause they are REFUSING to sign a major contract that will have their songs broadcasted worldwide.
BUT I TELL YOU...Saosin is A CLEARLY BETTER BAND!
Like JT and I said in our Canton voice : ' Just go ask your momma...' -.-'
helirulz
